Don't be single next Autumn!

i hereby publicly confess that i have signed up for many a dating website thinking that i might find the partner of my dreams there.  i am not going to divulge which ones...at least not yet, but i will confess that i have tried more than one.  but recently i have deactivated my last one, as i just felt it was time.  don't get me wrong...i have friends who are happily married thanks to these very websites, but for me it was time to say goodbye.  it is quite difficult to sever the last connection...and they have whole marketing staffs that try to convince you that you have made the wrong decision by not renewing your account with them.  in the most recent email i recived  from one of the aforementioned sites, i was being informed that their autumn sale was about to end.  and they had the gaul to tell me, "Don't be single next Autumn!"  what's so bad about being single in autumn...i mean it's not like being single in the spring is any better or worse.  and how did it become their job to put a timeline on when i should get married or not.  would they rather me settle for someone not compatible just so i won't be single next autumn.  in reality their marketing scheme is way off...they really should be encouraging me to keep playing the field.  the longer i am single, the longer i will subscribe to their site...right?!?  well, i guess we are not on the same wave length.  but no worries, because i am not going to fall for their marketing schemes...and low and behold if i am still single next autumn (which chances are i will be) i am going to celebrate!